Way below are chalk drawings from Julian Beever.

Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium . Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.











SO COOL YEAS !! If i have such a talent..i will like keep a vacant room and start drawing funitures. And invite my guests to feel free and look ard, silly them will like sit onto a chair or on the television which is merely illusion. WAHAHHAHASS..evil thoughts! :x


BORED WITH VISUAL ARTS ? Now lets move on to the other kind of ART. :p

Man 1 : My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird &
says "1st gear, 2nd gear..."

Man 2 : My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says,"Full
Tank Please".

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Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if
it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble !


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Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?

Answer : It's Virginia. Because it can only accommodate 1 standing
occupant and 2 pieces of baggage outside!


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2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".

Pros 1 : I smell sperm!
Pros 2 : Sorry, I burped!!!


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Why is breast milk good for health??

- Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing
& comes in attractive containers.


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Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"

God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad".


WAKAKAKSS... JUST FOR LAUGHS lar uh.. :D



BYE PPL !!!
*POOF* im gone ! :)